Monday, June 20, 2011

Sunday Shoutout 1: Sean "Day[9]" Plott

The man that has done the most for the starcraft community in the past five years definitely needs a good write up, however he is soooooo goood that i cant even begin to explain how good he is. So for the first sunday (monday) shoutout im just going to feed the links to his crap because thats about all i can do do describe what he has done by showing what he has done.
http://www.day9tv.blip.tv
http://www.youtube.com/user/day9tv#p/u/17/UP3BpifH2zM

sunday shoutout delay

sorry to delay the first sunday shoutout, but personal life got in the way. plan on doing it tomorrow though.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Dreamhack

Sittin back watching some Dreamhack for Starcraft 2, waiting for Idra vs Mc epicness is going to happen there, i suggest you tune in to it too! BTW COMMENTED BY THE GREAT SEAN PLOTT, look forward to shoutout sunday later tonight.
Almost forgot the link http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/Day%5B9%5D
Later Bitches

Saturday, June 18, 2011

God fucking damnit

I don't get my girlfriend sometimes... She goes to seattle and tells me she'll be back wensday. talk to her today and she says thursday now and says she never said wensday and now she is fucking pissed at me for saying wensday... wtf. seriously i love the girl but sometimes it seems like she pulls this crap just to piss me off and give her a reason to be mad at me, with all the shit she puts me through with her fucking stress on society friends and with her forgetfulness and considering how she is a bad girlfriend... the real question is why the fuck am i still with her,...because i love her, and love makes us do the stupids of things imaginable...fuck me i hate love.

SplashBack!

Oh Buttfuck was i wrong! I'm back one more time to give a public service announcement about splashback! (NOT FLASHBACK) No! not flashback splashback or flushback or oh fuck i got a mud monkey ticking my ass trying to pull me into the toilet as i flushed the damn thing. If you have ever taken a shit and i know there are a few of you out there that haven't  then you have experienced splashback. What is splashback? Asked the audience, Good Question! splash back is when you take a dump and either on the flush or the initial landing of said turd into toilet when the water bounces back up and tickles you in the ass. Now there is no machine that allows this to not happen, there is no special type of toilet that prevents this from happening but there is a simple way to solve the problem. when you go to take a crap, put a square of 2 of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before you let your lunch go through the other end. The paper takes it like a sponge and no splashback, Aren't I a fucking Genius! Seriously though, you should do that because we all know how fucking annoying splashback is.

Writing, In new Text! And Spoilers :D

After looking at how some of the text looks in this think i go, "You know, that looks like real shit! Its so fucking hard to read I might as well be trying to read in braille through my computer screen. Shoutout Sunday is tomorrow and normally i wouldn't spoil who i'm going to do it on but fuck its the first one, i don't have to follow any rules on here about what i type so i'll just spoil on who it is now and follow it up with tomorrow's post on him. Yes Him! ITS A MAN! :O oh fuck yes and let me tell you he did make me do it. I'm just sitting here chillin' listening to NOT SHITTY MUSIC! and drinking my bear seamen.  If you did not get any of these that i just said then you are either stupid or not relating yourself to the "Starcraft" community because of fuck yes i'm talking about mother fucking Day[9] as my first shout out! (That's Sean Plott for all you professionals out there.) So look forward to that tomorrow. Band of the day is Yes, if you don't know who they are check them out and one of their songs, "Heart of the Sunrise" Seriously fucking genius with one of the best intro's i've ever heard. Well that's all for me tonight ladies, I'ma take a shower, maybe a dump if my ass is up to it but other than that i'm out of it, later Bitches.

Nothing & Shitty music

Today I acomplished nothing! a whole lot of it too. I sat on my ass so much it began to hurt so I had to stand :p I did so little I spelt acomplished wrong twice and im not even going to fix them. fuck you know what i hate? Shitty ass music! thats what! Watching a parkour and free running video and what do i hear but shitty music and its something that makes me remember something i'd rather not and that was of prom. its not that prom its self was shitty but fuck the music was and it just proved even more why i hate my girl's friends. One of them with a birth defect that makes it look like she ate shit for breakfast everyday and that shit rotted her teeth out ate from my fucking plate and got that brown shit from her mouth on my food while i went to the bathroom, so fucking pissed about that right there. i'll still say it, your girlfriends friends are the worst thing in a relationship (till you meet the inlaws.) seriously i stopped trying to be nice to them, then you put up with them, then your gf fully accepts you for what you are and you really start to hate them  and you really let the whole damn world know about that shit (ITS TRUE, I'M TELLING YOU NOW!) So my advice for the day is get up every ten minutes when your not doing anything so you dont get fat like Bill Cosby in "Roberto Grande" thats fat albert for all you don't know much. Hate your girlfriends friends, infact go shoot her best friend right now, the bitch deserves it for the hell she'd put ya through, and don't listen to shitty music because its not DYNAMITE! LaTer Bitches.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Sim Link

A day full of Sim City 4 and The Legend of Zelda, thats just awesome!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Your Favorite Game?

Just a simple little post but viewers of the nerd cave, what is your favorite video game of all time and why?

Music: Album Review: Tommy by The Who

Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
How can he be saved?

Yes I am talking about the legendary album by one of the most legendary and influential rock bands of all time, and I am going to do my best as I can do to review this masterpiece of music.

The story:
Tommy Walker was born death, dumb, and blind in the early nineteen hundreds. His father died at war and was left with his mother. Through all the shit he goes through being deaf, dumb, and blind he over comes it all through the power of music (and pinball) to become a super star with everyone in the country of England.

Tommy was an innovative record written by Pete Townshend. He did all the lyrics and most of the music to the album that pieced together the entire story of the album. Being the first rock opera ever created it has been the guide book to any band making a concept album uses. It contains all the necessary needs for a concept album including amazing story, lyrics to tie it together, and to create pure amazing sound.

There is not much else to say about this album that can't be said by listening to the record its self. I am very supportive of people wanting to listen to this record because its one the great giants of rock that overlooks every other band as they try and climb the way up the rock mountain that The Who were able to climb. Definitely recommend anyone to listen to it because you will fucking love it like a man loves a women or a fat kid loves his cake.
Rating: 10 See me, Feel me, Touch me, heal me's out of 10.

Movie Review: Shawshank Redemption

Based off the short novel of Stephen King comes one of the most inspirational films of all time, right up there with Rocky even. I don't want to give away any spoilers because that just gets rid of the original watch value of the film. Tim Roberts plays one of the best roles I've ever seen in cinema as Andy a banker turned convict, with his witty sense of humor it is just great. Morgan Freeman plays the role of Red the prison's number one scam artist in the joint, anything you want he can get it. The movie has a huge plot twist that you will not see coming at all and the ending will blow you away, easily the best part of the movie and in my opinion the best ending of any movie. Overall I'd have to say I am a little bias at writing this because this is a review of my favorite movie of all time, so I'll just get down to the rating system.

Plot: 10/10
Based off of Stephen King, that's all I really need to say and about how good he is as a writer.
Acting: 10/10
Robert's interactions with the prison and the people that live in it is outstanding and duel that with Freeman, its just perfect.
Suspense: 10/10
Wow, all I can say is wow.
Scenery: 10/10
Made me really feel like I was behind the walls of the prison as well, very good grasping on the audience to bring them into the movie more.
Special Effects: N/A
No special effects were used.
Overall: 10/10
My favorite movie ever, so of course I'm going to be bias on this review.

First Post

Hello bitches, Trolls, Movie Junkies, and Video Game Gurus, and general every other kind of nerd out there. This is a new gig to me so I'm probably going to blow like something that blows (hairdryer?) at this so be reasonable. First order of business I'd like to start out with is just a simple hello to all the nerds out there and to lay down the line of whats going to happen at this place. This is a place for all the nerds, gamers, and geeks of the world to intermingle with one another and talk about the latest creations in the nerdy nations whether that be from "Dungeons and Dragons" to "Warcraft" or whatever tickles your nerdy fancy. As for me I'm thinking of either kicking back some oldies with "Sim City 4" one of my favorite games of all time, or taking a leap to the largely popular and another one of my favorites games of all time, "Starcraft 2", unsure yet, however I do know it will be a fun time considering I'll be filled with the joys of The Who's Album "Tommy"